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What would I do without you?2015-10-20T15:38:33+00:00monthlyhttps://poniesandmartinis.com/2015/09/19/pennies-from-heaven-7-rules-of-a-one-night-stand/2015-09-20T01:20:28+00:00monthlyhttps://poniesandmartinis.com/2015/09/09/the-abcs-of-getting-creatively-kinky/https://poniesandmartinis.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/66-grand-prix-in-park-1255125-640x640.jpgThe ABCs of Getting Creatively Kinky | Ponies and MartinisThis car, oozes sexiness. Count me in!2015-09-11T14:09:51+00:00monthlyhttps://poniesandmartinis.com/2015/08/31/a-love-letter-to-all-of-the-teachers-out-there/2015-09-06T02:30:30+00:00monthlyhttps://poniesandmartinis.com/2015/07/23/o-jesus-where-art-thou/https://poniesandmartinis.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/img_2725.jpgjesus-sagrada-familiaI died on the cross for these idiots? I'm throwing myself off the edge of this building.2015-08-07T10:02:26+00:00monthlyhttps://poniesandmartinis.com/2014/12/29/new-years-resolutions-i-can-keep/https://poniesandmartinis.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/beach.jpgbeachI resolve to be more beach-friendly this year.2015-06-11T02:53:21+00:00monthlyhttps://poniesandmartinis.com/2015/02/08/the-greatest-day-of-my-life-so-far/https://poniesandmartinis.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/2-chelsea-francis.jpg2-chelsea-francis2015-06-11T02:52:20+00:00monthlyhttps://poniesandmartinis.com/2015/02/17/love-disney-princess-style/https://poniesandmartinis.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/marry-the-beast-and-get-that-library-16.pngLove, Disney Princess Style | Ponies and Martinis2015-06-11T02:50:46+00:00monthlyhttps://poniesandmartinis.com/2015/03/13/finding-love-as-an-old-married-couple-or-the-difference-between-paris-and-madrid/https://poniesandmartinis.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/img_2672.jpgEl Palacio RealOne of the many palaces in Madrid.2015-06-11T02:48:19+00:00monthlyhttps://poniesandmartinis.com/2015/04/05/what-do-you-mean-there-is-no-easter-bunny/2015-06-11T02:47:06+00:00monthlyhttps://poniesandmartinis.com/2015/04/19/when-you-lie-down-with-dogs/https://poniesandmartinis.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/img_3232.jpgWhen You Lie Down With Dogs | Ponies and Martinis2015-06-11T02:46:14+00:00monthlyhttps://poniesandmartinis.com/2015/05/05/am-i-senile-or-forgetful/https://poniesandmartinis.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/img_2255.jpgAm I Senile or Forgetful | Ponies and MartinisTiny, the Chihuahua says, "What the heck? Remember my heritage, you crazy gringa!"2015-06-11T02:45:03+00:00monthlyhttps://poniesandmartinis.com/2015/05/10/ten-ways-to-tell-spring-is-not-your-season/https://poniesandmartinis.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/beach-brush.jpgTen Ways to Tell Spring is Not Your SeasonIs this the beach, or instrument of torture?2015-06-11T02:38:48+00:00monthlyhttps://poniesandmartinis.com/2015/06/09/my-curls-lose-the-fight-against-humidity/https://poniesandmartinis.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/15886601349_085045065a_m.jpgMy Curls Lose the Fight Against Humidity | Ponies and MartinisFluffy, wispy in places. Nope. No difference.https://poniesandmartinis.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/blog-troll-doll.jpgtroll-dollWhat is the troll to hair ratio here?https://poniesandmartinis.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/blog-beyonce-hair.gifbeyonce-hairI wake up looking like this.https://poniesandmartinis.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/blog-anne-hathaway.gifBLOG-anne-hathawayhttps://poniesandmartinis.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/blog-simba-cat.gifsimba-catI own this jungle, dammit.2015-06-17T20:59:12+00:00monthlyhttps://poniesandmartinis.com/2015/05/24/blessed-or-insane-sometimes-its-hard-to-tell/https://poniesandmartinis.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/image.jpg#Blessed or #Insane? | Ponies and MartinisA pretty accurate depiction of me in the morning.2015-06-11T00:40:56+00:00monthlyhttps://poniesandmartinis.com/about/2015-06-10T02:48:21+00:00weekly0.6https://poniesandmartinis.com/2015/04/30/only-trollops-shave-above-the-knee-is-here/https://poniesandmartinis.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/ebook-cover-original-background-color.jpgOnly Trollops Shave Above the KneeOnly trollops would read this book. (I AM A TROLLOP!)2015-05-07T19:18:37+00:00monthlyhttps://poniesandmartinis.com/2015/02/01/my-vagina-is-free-of-steam/2015-02-01T23:29:44+00:00monthlyhttps://poniesandmartinis.com/2015/01/13/goldfish-cleanses-and-one-popular-pony/https://poniesandmartinis.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/deathtostock_medium10.jpgGoldfish, Cleanses, and a Popular Pony | Ponies and Martinis2015-01-15T23:11:03+00:00monthlyhttps://poniesandmartinis.com/2014/12/21/seven-ways-i-am-the-worst-mother-in-the-world/https://poniesandmartinis.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/panthera_leo_female_with_cub.jpgPanthera_leo_female_with_cubI am pretty fierce with my cubs.2015-01-03T01:49:35+00:00monthlyhttps://poniesandmartinis.com/2014/12/13/my-dog-ate-my-daughters-poop/https://poniesandmartinis.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/sparkles.jpgMy Dog Ate My Daughter's Poop | Ponies and MartinisThe Offending Canine2014-12-19T13:29:36+00:00monthlyhttps://poniesandmartinis.com/2014/12/02/a-conversation-with-my-collegiate-self/2014-12-18T13:36:45+00:00monthlyhttps://poniesandmartinis.com/2014/11/27/busy-bees-buzzing-toward-insanity/2014-11-29T01:45:53+00:00monthlyhttps://poniesandmartinis.com/2014/11/22/when-the-timing-just-doesnt-work/2014-11-28T03:04:04+00:00monthlyhttps://poniesandmartinis.com/2014/11/19/getting-rubbed-the-wrong-way/https://poniesandmartinis.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/furry.giffurryI am a furry, relaxed kittenhttps://poniesandmartinis.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/austin.gifaustinI did not fart in the hot tubhttps://poniesandmartinis.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/back.gifbackI feel you, man. My back hurts too.https://poniesandmartinis.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/awkward.gifawkwardWell, alrighty then.https://poniesandmartinis.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/dixon.gifdixonJust say no to Zamfir!2014-11-29T02:53:21+00:00monthlyhttps://poniesandmartinis.com/2014/10/31/a-crime-against-good-hair/https://poniesandmartinis.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/img_1494.jpgIMG_14942014-12-12T22:38:18+00:00monthlyhttps://poniesandmartinis.com/2014/10/22/the-three-hole-punch/https://poniesandmartinis.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/11965944.jpghole-punchNot an accurate representation of the female anatomy.2016-02-06T18:05:41+00:00monthlyhttps://poniesandmartinis.com/2014/10/11/george-washington-jesus-and-a-catholic-school-education/https://poniesandmartinis.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/washington.jpgwashington2014-10-22T10:31:38+00:00monthlyhttps://poniesandmartinis.com/2014/10/16/dreaming-of-becoming-a-dog/https://poniesandmartinis.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/puppies.jpgpuppiesThe three amigos2014-10-25T23:35:11+00:00monthlyhttps://poniesandmartinis.com/2014/09/27/portrait-of-a-harried-mother/https://poniesandmartinis.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/mom.jpgmomWow. Feel my MILF-y smolder.2014-10-02T10:12:57+00:00monthlyhttps://poniesandmartinis.com/2014/09/23/weird-ass-crap-i-found-on-pinterest/https://poniesandmartinis.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/weird-gnomes.pngweird-gnomeshttps://poniesandmartinis.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/veggies.pngveggieshttps://poniesandmartinis.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/skates.pngskateshttps://poniesandmartinis.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/oils.pngoilshttps://poniesandmartinis.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/exercise.pngexercisehttps://poniesandmartinis.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/dog.pngdoghttps://poniesandmartinis.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/barbie.pngbarbie2014-10-02T10:12:19+00:00monthlyhttps://poniesandmartinis.com/2014/09/17/clash-of-the-couples/https://poniesandmartinis.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/clash-of-the-couples2-01.pngClash of the Couples2-01Nakedness and snakes! Oh my!2014-09-21T02:40:22+00:00monthlyhttps://poniesandmartinis.com/2014/09/06/stopping-by-woods-on-a-muddy-afternoon/https://poniesandmartinis.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/img_0975.jpgIMG_0975The woods are lovely, dark, and deep.https://poniesandmartinis.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/img_0977.jpgIMG_0977Our muddy little minivan.2014-09-16T19:43:22+00:00monthlyhttps://poniesandmartinis.com/2014/08/24/where-the-hell-have-you-been-pony-pants/2014-08-27T01:41:04+00:00monthlyhttps://poniesandmartinis.com/2014/08/14/once-upon-a-time/https://poniesandmartinis.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/cottage.jpgcottageThe fair maiden's cottage. Maybe.2014-08-21T01:16:56+00:00monthlyhttps://poniesandmartinis.com/2014/08/05/friendship-is-the-perfect-blendship/https://poniesandmartinis.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/friends-e1407270281459.jpgfriendsAnd psychiatrists don't usually have wine.2014-08-19T14:48:53+00:00monthlyhttps://poniesandmartinis.com/2014/07/27/my-daughter-eloquent-to-the-core/2014-08-05T21:47:49+00:00monthlyhttps://poniesandmartinis.com/2014/05/09/an-open-letter-to-failing-pinterest-moms/https://poniesandmartinis.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/spoon-mirror1.jpgspoon-mirrorSpoon plus mirror. No.https://poniesandmartinis.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/bunny-rolls.jpgbunny-rollshttps://poniesandmartinis.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/spoon-mirror.jpgspoon-mirrorhttps://poniesandmartinis.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/spice-rack.jpgspice-rackhttps://poniesandmartinis.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/shirt-dress.jpgshirt-dressNot going to happen.2014-12-16T04:05:03+00:00monthlyhttps://poniesandmartinis.com/2014/07/24/teachers-are-more-competent-than-me/2014-07-29T06:22:20+00:00monthlyhttps://poniesandmartinis.com/2014/07/20/a-pony-on-tour/2014-07-24T02:15:53+00:00monthlyhttps://poniesandmartinis.com/2014/07/16/the-animals-have-more-privileges-than-the-kids/2014-07-20T20:07:01+00:00monthlyhttps://poniesandmartinis.com/2014/07/12/date-night-is-not-my-bag/2014-07-17T17:55:40+00:00monthlyhttps://poniesandmartinis.com/2014/07/03/kid-crap-i-actually-like/https://poniesandmartinis.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/img_0703.jpgIMG_07032014-07-12T01:55:14+00:00monthlyhttps://poniesandmartinis.com/2014/06/27/a-chaotic-home-is-a-happy-home/https://poniesandmartinis.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/house.pnghouseMy kids are awesome house designers.2014-07-03T01:21:34+00:00monthlyhttps://poniesandmartinis.com/2014/06/25/woman-on-the-warpath/https://poniesandmartinis.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/ant.jpgantI will smite thee!2014-06-27T19:07:53+00:00monthlyhttps://poniesandmartinis.com/2014/06/20/delivery-room-drama-my-daughter-fell-out-of-me/2014-06-23T00:12:08+00:00monthlyhttps://poniesandmartinis.com/2014/06/18/i-wanted-to-blog-but-then-i-discovered-doctor-who/https://poniesandmartinis.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/tom-baker.jpgtom-bakerYeah. Him.https://poniesandmartinis.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/doctor.jpgdoctorDavid Tennant. Yes, I'll join you in the Tardis.2014-06-23T05:08:37+00:00monthlyhttps://poniesandmartinis.com/2014/06/14/what-makes-a-man-a-dad/https://poniesandmartinis.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/pussinboots1.gifPussInBootsHow can you resist the eyes?2014-06-18T02:09:54+00:00monthlyhttps://poniesandmartinis.com/2014/06/14/baby-names-for-the-unprepared/2014-06-18T20:10:36+00:00monthlyhttps://poniesandmartinis.com/2014/06/10/you-want-my-kids-to-play-with-what/https://poniesandmartinis.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/plush-poop.jpgplush-poopSo sweet! Just like poop was meant to be!https://poniesandmartinis.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/poop-stress.pngpoop-stressRelieve your stress with this playful poop.https://poniesandmartinis.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/dog-poop.jpgdog poopPoop toys. For dogs. 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Not Barbie's.2014-06-14T14:31:19+00:00monthlyhttps://poniesandmartinis.com/2014/06/05/why-i-am-done-having-kids/https://poniesandmartinis.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/dsc_0331.jpgtwoThe only two kids I'll ever have2014-06-13T16:14:52+00:00monthlyhttps://poniesandmartinis.com/2014/06/01/a-caged-bird-soars-free/2014-06-04T01:41:29+00:00monthlyhttps://poniesandmartinis.com/2014/05/27/what-am-i-doing-with-the-kids-this-summer/2014-05-30T00:53:31+00:00monthlyhttps://poniesandmartinis.com/2014/05/23/putting-the-fun-in-funerals/2014-05-30T03:36:24+00:00monthlyhttps://poniesandmartinis.com/2014/05/14/getting-pelted-by-my-husband/2014-05-23T00:53:19+00:00monthlyhttps://poniesandmartinis.com/2014/05/07/the-seven-things-that-haunt-me-from-my-childhood/https://poniesandmartinis.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/potion1.jpgpotionPucker up, Buttercup!https://poniesandmartinis.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/phone.jpgphoneYou can see the conversation flowing through the phone!https://poniesandmartinis.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/shrinky-dinks1.gifshrinky dinksAlf? Garfield? Awesome!https://poniesandmartinis.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/tshirt.jpgtshirtThe only way to look totally rad!https://poniesandmartinis.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/teddyruxpin-e.gifteddyruxpinTeddy is the cutest!2014-05-11T19:20:04+00:00monthlyhttps://poniesandmartinis.com/2014/05/03/scenes-from-a-dance-school-waiting-room/2014-05-15T21:27:51+00:00monthlyhttps://poniesandmartinis.com/2014/04/30/my-kids-friend-is-a-punk/https://poniesandmartinis.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/mama-bear.jpgmama-bearMama bear. Get it?https://poniesandmartinis.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/anger.jpgangerThis kid definitely had a HUGE cup of anger.2014-09-16T01:15:50+00:00monthlyhttps://poniesandmartinis.com/2014/04/24/i-hate-the-lord-of-the-rings-there-i-said-it/2014-05-15T21:29:57+00:00monthlyhttps://poniesandmartinis.com/2014/04/22/earworms-and-happy-hour/2014-04-23T01:53:29+00:00monthlyhttps://poniesandmartinis.com/2014/04/18/aliens-have-kidnapped-my-children/2014-04-22T12:37:30+00:00monthlyhttps://poniesandmartinis.com/2014/01/15/my-journey-begins/2014-04-19T00:23:48+00:00monthlyhttps://poniesandmartinis.com/2014/01/19/lets-pretend/2014-04-22T21:11:27+00:00monthlyhttps://poniesandmartinis.com/2014/01/22/i-am-an-overly-involved-bookworm/2014-04-19T00:23:33+00:00monthlyhttps://poniesandmartinis.com/2014/01/17/ghosts-of-the-past/2014-04-19T00:22:25+00:00monthlyhttps://poniesandmartinis.com/2014/02/03/there-is-no-i-in-team/2014-04-19T00:21:44+00:00monthlyhttps://poniesandmartinis.com/2014/03/26/i-should-not-shop-ebay-after-wine/https://poniesandmartinis.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/photo1.jpgphoto(1)2014-04-19T00:21:20+00:00monthlyhttps://poniesandmartinis.com/2014/03/18/i-carry-way-too-much-crap-in-my-bag/https://poniesandmartinis.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/photo.jpgphoto2014-04-19T00:21:10+00:00monthlyhttps://poniesandmartinis.com/2014/03/09/i-am-an-award-winning-bag-of-awesome/2014-04-19T00:21:00+00:00monthlyhttps://poniesandmartinis.com/2014/02/19/defending-the-bad-mother/https://poniesandmartinis.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/images.jpgimageshttps://poniesandmartinis.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/379408_10151145275066326_2075324689_n.jpg379408_10151145275066326_2075324689_n2014-04-19T00:20:50+00:00monthlyhttps://poniesandmartinis.com/2014/03/04/i-love-social-media-but-it-makes-me-hyperventilate/https://poniesandmartinis.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/pinkie.pngPinkie PiePinkie Pie, as drawn by moi.2014-04-19T00:20:38+00:00monthlyhttps://poniesandmartinis.com/2014/02/24/volunteer-they-said-it-would-be-fun-they-said/2014-04-19T00:20:27+00:00monthlyhttps://poniesandmartinis.com/2014/02/14/rise-shine-and-yell-your-way-through-the-morning/2014-04-19T00:20:17+00:00monthlyhttps://poniesandmartinis.com/2014/02/09/did-i-really-just-say-that/2014-04-19T00:19:22+00:00monthlyhttps://poniesandmartinis.com/2014/02/05/accepting-my-son-and-every-other-brony-in-the-world/2014-04-19T00:19:14+00:00monthlyhttps://poniesandmartinis.com/2014/01/30/unicorns-and-rainbows-or-what-parenting-isnt/2014-04-19T00:18:51+00:00monthlyhttps://poniesandmartinis.com/2014/01/28/the-game-of-life-as-a-tool-for-life/2014-04-19T00:18:43+00:00monthlyhttps://poniesandmartinis.com/2014/01/26/a-voyage-into-the-second-circle-of-hell/2014-05-02T13:45:53+00:00monthlyhttps://poniesandmartinis.com/2014/04/02/finding-humor-in-death/2014-04-19T00:18:22+00:00monthlyhttps://poniesandmartinis.com/2014/04/08/coming-out-of-the-blogset/2015-04-07T02:26:26+00:00monthlyhttps://poniesandmartinis.com/2014/03/13/according-to-art-motherhood-stinks/https://poniesandmartinis.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/101px-healing_mother-in-law_illustration.jpg101px-Healing_Mother-in-law_illustrationWake up woman, and torture your son-in-law!https://poniesandmartinis.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/jacob_seisenegger_portrait_of_a_mother_with_her_eight_children.jpgJacob_Seisenegger_Portrait_of_a_mother_with_her_eight_childrenWay too many kids, not enough wine.2014-04-19T00:17:56+00:00monthlyhttps://poniesandmartinis.com/2014/03/17/why-my-dog-is-wearing-a-dress/2014-04-19T00:17:42+00:00monthlyhttps://poniesandmartinis.com/2014/01/23/brilliance-interrupted/2014-04-19T00:17:18+00:00monthlyhttps://poniesandmartinis.com/2014/04/15/dear-zumba-i-hate-you/2019-03-06T18:03:01+00:00monthlyhttps://poniesandmartinis.com/2014/04/11/but-i-dont-get-it/https://poniesandmartinis.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/am-i-wearing-pants.jpgAM-I-WEARING-PANTSImage from Huffington Post2014-04-19T00:15:53+00:00monthlyhttps://poniesandmartinis.comdaily1.02019-03-06T18:03:01+00:00