My Vagina Is Free of Steam

Greetings friends! I am featured over on BLUNTmoms with a saucy little piece about the very best things I think should be invented for my (and every woman’s) vaginal use.

Here’s a little preview to entice you on over to the BLUNTmoms site.

Back in the 90s, I wanted to be Gwyneth Paltrow. I rocked dark brown lipstick, a Sliding Doors pixie cut and had a mean crush on Brad Pitt.

As the years rolled on, the love faded and the annoyance washed in. With every one of her macrobiotic diets, $250,000 “must haves,” and that conscious uncoupling, my eyes rolled a little further back into my head. 

What sent me into a Little Orphan Annie, nothing-but-the-whites-of my-eyes roll, was Her Royal Goopness’ pronouncement that we must steam our vaginas, because there is something in that magic steam that will make your uterus squeaky clean.

I don’t know about you, but there are many things that my lady-land needs more than a steam bath. 

What do we need? Read more over on BLUNTmoms. Thanks, love y’all, mean it.

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