Greetings friends! I am featured over on BLUNTmoms with a saucy little piece about the very best things I think should be invented for my (and every woman’s) vaginal use.
Here’s a little preview to entice you on over to the BLUNTmoms site.
Back in the 90s, I wanted to be Gwyneth Paltrow. I rocked dark brown lipstick, a Sliding Doors pixie cut and had a mean crush on Brad Pitt.
As the years rolled on, the love faded and the annoyance washed in. With every one of her macrobiotic diets, $250,000 “must haves,” and that conscious uncoupling, my eyes rolled a little further back into my head.
What sent me into a Little Orphan Annie, nothing-but-the-whites-of my-eyes roll, was Her Royal Goopness’ pronouncement that we must steam our vaginas, because there is something in that magic steam that will make your uterus squeaky clean.
I don’t know about you, but there are many things that my lady-land needs more than a steam bath.
What do we need? Read more over on BLUNTmoms. Thanks, love y’all, mean it.
Ponies and Martinis 